Welcome to the proposition every wine lover will toast. Give all your existing bottles of wine a megaphone and tell them to turn it up. Aerate, exaggerate, and celebrate your entire existing line-up. Fifteen seconds in this magical decanter and the flavour will put on a show like somebody’s watching with today’s International DealTicker. $19 for an Innovative Magic Decanter - Bring Out the Best in Your Wine! - Taxes Included ($75 Value).

Imagine you are a bright, happy, young grape. You had a life on the vine, but when the call came to make great wine, you didn’t stay at home. You joined your brothers and comrades on the front, booting up to let the world know what came well before beer. The winery strips you of your skin, and holds no distinction between yourself and your fellow grapes. You step into your bottle willingly knowing when you exit it will be the culmination of your journey. Days . . . weeks . . . months pass, then! You hear a tremendous pop and light pours in from some unknown place. Before you know it, you’re heading over a waterfall face-first. You’ve got nothing but a long drop and then a glass. No matter what they may have warned you of at the academy, nothing prepared you for this. You can feel it – the world of tastes and smells you spent more than a year making lost simply because you didn’t receive air in your final fifteen seconds.

You can alleviate this problem. With an acrylic base, 14.5 cm high, including a no-drip stand, mesh filter (to collect sediment), and a storage bag, the flavours of all your wines and juices can be brought back to reinvigorating life. Not using this magical product on your wines and juices is on the same level as ruining the surprise of your best friend’s birthday party five minutes before it goes down. The magic decanter is not only innovative, it’s essential.